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Mad Bro?

Posted: July 22, 2011 in Jared
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Ok so I’m pissed.
This week has been horrible… don’t ask…
To make my week even better I keep getting my butt kicked on Star Craft.
This is what I hate,
The noobs who build turrent wall IN FRONT OF YOUR OWN RAMP!!!
                                Zergling’s quick attacks under the 2 MINUETS game timeline.
                                Very very BM in chat saying I suck when I can’t get though there turret wall wich
                                                has over 50 TURRENTS!!!!!
                                Protoss vs. Protoss and one viod ray masses against my balanced force.
                                Team players who just send resources to their ally to amass marriens or stalkers
                                OP Terrans who wall off and turrets!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                Under 2 MINUETS!!!!!! rushes when I only have 4 military units
                                The ladder system were they put me in the platinum league even though I have
only played 2 online games, and the rest of the“placement” people I versed quit.
                I just want to play people that are my level not 3 year veterans that know all these “plays”
So I’m even more pissed…. Oh well I guess let me go kill some A.I. and raft down the river.
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Stealthranger

Posted: June 25, 2011 in Jared
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I don’t write too well, it’s one of my faults. Get over it…. Now that that’s out of the way, let’s get started.
First off I’m Jared, plain and simple. I’m no hard core gamer during the day you are more likely to see me working, playing Frisbee with my friend(s)*, or out camping. After the sun sets though its different,  I’m on live attempting to kill, only to have my brains splattered by a quick scoper, or mauled in half by an Elite’s energy sword…. Both equally as painful. Unlike the other two I didn’t grow up console gamer, for the longest time (3 years) I only played one game, Age of Empires II. I still love a good RTS but ,my eyes have been open to FPS and Free world games. I probably will provoke the most laughter from my horrible fails and awkward mistakes/wins. Anyway that’s me for now maybe I’ll add more later… don’t get your hope up too high.
*Jared holds all right in how to choose his friends, he also holds the right as he see’s fit to revoke memberships on the Jared friend list. Some side effects of being Jared’s friend my include  slight confusion, loss of train of thought, being thrown into a pool, distraction, head ach, ringing in the ears, broken limbs, heart ache, loss of food in your pantry, and never having a sane conversation. Consult your psychiatrist to see if you are mentally able to take on this responsibility. If not why listen to him, he is paid to listen to your problems. If you are still reading this I commend you, I have successfully stole seconds of your life. They are now mine forever dead to the world, if you are still reading you don’t learn to fast. If you are confused go try falling in a welll.**
**On second thought maybe reading it again may help, will not be responsible for Any personal injury if you do fall in a well .